Twitter and me

I thought about starting up a Twitter account so I could interact with my readers more. Then I thought about have a Twitter account for my dog so I could put his barks and yips on there. I know, dumb. Then I looked at some of the Twitter accounts that do that already and they are big hits. I don't think I have the humor or at least can't write the humor down that would attract readers or followers. Most of my tweets would read like this:

• I sleeping, don't bother me
• Where is my breakfast
• I want out NOW
• Let me in NOW
• Can I have some of what you are eating?
• Who's at the door - BARK, BARK

As you can see, very limited.